Side One
- Papa Opening
- Nikki Hoi
- The Great Taste of Scrapple
- Brat X & Sesame Place
- Philly Town
- Russian Coolers
- Fast Food
- Brat X & Bedtime Story
- This Just In
- Rod Bouquet
- Special Bonus: DeBella Answers Your Phone!!!
Side Two
- Low Budget Fanfare
- Louie Louie
- New Coke
- DeBella Blues
- Mr. Rogers Live!
- Dog Ball
- Morty's Travel - Be An Eagle
- Wet Dream
- National Perspirer
- ID
- Morty's Travel - TV Hearings
- Handel's DeBella
- Morty's Travel - Summit Hearings
- Morning Zoo Rap
- Car Crash
Side One
- Opening Bit
- Happy Boy
- Channel 1 News
- Boys Want Sex In the Morning
- A Day In the Life of Phil Collins
- You're Still Not Safe In a Japanese Car
- WMMR News Team
- The Zoo and You
- Morty's Travel
- Walk On the Mild Side
- Channel 1 News
Side Two
- Underwear Strips
- Donkey Dick
- Elephant Man of La Mancha
- A Cowboy Needs a Horse
- Channel 1 News
- I Wanna Be a Lifeguard
- Brat X Christmas Story
- Channel 1 News
- Special Bonus: Do Your Own Monday Morning Blues
